fvming:

it’s not that I can’t take selfies, selfies can’t take me

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

despute:

there should be a dating website called ebae

kim-kanye-baby:

gnarly:

i dont get why teachers say we cant listen to music with our headphones bc it will distract us while doing the work like bitch if i can suck a dick, do my hair, file my nails, and check my myspace all at the same time i sure as hell can listen to music while doing school work

People’re still using myspace?

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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